For Portugal, piss off Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo has a strange superpower: the more you insult him, the better he plays. Boos become goals. Criticism turns into crunches. He’s basically a very handsome revenge robot in cleats. (No offense, Ronaldo.) So we did the only logical thing: To help the national team during Euro 2016, we rallied an entire nation to politely roast him. "But the real Ronaldo is Brazilian, isn’t he?" "The only thing shining in this Euro is your hair." "Congrats, CR7 — same number of goals as Messi in the Euro!" All in the name of victory. Patriotic trolling at its finest. Did it work? Absolutely. He played like someone who read every single tweet. Twice.